"I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul!" "This carnivals nothing but a bunch of freaks, mutants and misfits (sighs happily) just like my last family reunion." Share this quote That's two words, not three, both Ds capitalized. We'll all go on a big date!" "I guess dogs aren't tree's best friend. Darkwing Duck: Suck gas, evildoer. Mad I tell you! "I'm too young to be a frozen vegetable!" "Oh great. I must have some telepathatic link with plants. Gosalyn Mallard: I'll be back when you've reestablished your ego. "I'm not playing! "If dere's one t'ing I 'ate, it's excuses! "At last! "I feel awful, stooping to such petty crimes. Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Where? For the love of heaven, please help me!" Share this quote But don't worry, (whips around and zaps Ham String and Preena Lott) I'm still gonna get my revenge on you though." You may have trapped the whole entire police department in lime jello, but you didn't trap me! Mole foot soldier: Nossir. This is a scientific breakthrough! Darkwing Duck Lyrics. I've never seen this episode of Pellican's Island before! So whaddaya say, D.W., huh? "I am the neuroses that requires a $500-an-hour shrink!" Easy on the foilage, huh?" "Ooh, look at me, I'm shaking like a leaf!" Share this quote Darkwing: [To policeman] Another order of dastardly delinquents delivered on your doorstep, courtesy of Darkwing Duck! Snitchcat Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. Launchpad: Because we’re sane, and he’s not? ", "It's PLAYTIME!" Humiliate me in front of... Rhoda. Darkwing Duck (OST): Top 3. "Somebody fell into Devil's Gorge and has a compound fracture of the lower mandible? ", "Keen gear!" Darkwing: Uh, you don't think there's any resemblance, Herb? Oh that's not it. You may have trapped the whole entire police department in lime jello, but you didn't trap me!" 0 bids. One of my favorite shows and characters when I was younger was Darkwing Duck, and Rochelle got me the volume one set on DVD. Darkwing Duck: Let's get dangerous. Megavolt: What do you think you're doing?! Gizmoduck is Launchpad McQuack's old friend from Duckburg. Pokerface: Your little games don't impress me, Dorkwing! Darkwing Duck: The worst part of public transportation is the Public. "Christmas shopping gets more dangerous every year." "The worst part of public transportation is the public." Don't you think Gosalyn should have more, well, feminie things? Megavolt: That lady in the cape almost killed us! Cliquez sur l'écran de l'émulateur si l'applet n'identifie pas l'entrée de votre clavier ou de la souris. If it were Darkwing Duck he would've called me mean names like Bush-Brain and Melon-Head! Then it turns out to be all a dream. Ulrichduerr. Megavolt: I am... Megawatt! I am the uhh... wrong song. Sadistic mimes from Dimension X have invaded St. Canard! "Honker, it's just not like you to lie, but until you stop, I'm gonna have to ground ya. Darkwing Duck: The bad part of town... where the sun never shines, where brutality is a way of life, and where, uh, people just rea... they're really not very nice at all. "I am the check writer in the 'Cash Only' line!" Put out the Darkwing! Thanks. 1. "I'LL GIVE YOU A BLOOD PRESSURE!" "I am the parking meter that expires while you shop!". Share this quote "I am the onion that stings in your eye!" (to Darkwing) "You're the only one who's ever beat Negaduck!" Oh, oh I have to do this, for, uh, professional reasons. Share this quote In any case, you oughta be twenty times smaller! "I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair!" Share this quote If you blow up my boyfriend I'll never speak to you again!" "Now to grab the little girl he's been trying to save," (snatches up Gosalyn) — Posi-Darkwing Duck, "Negaduck". "Witness, friends, the gloves that provide me with the only things that separate man from cat - opposable thumbs!" Nice costume, there, Drake! Darkwing Duck is called in to help stop FOWL. But Darkwing Duck's card fell out of my catalog, and I didn't find it until spring cleaning!" Немного улучшенный вариант. Then it would be a water engine! Darkwing: "Put out the Darkwing, put out the Darkwing!" Professor Moliarty: I hate it anyway. Um, please?" "I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus!" Share this quote Darkwing Duck: It's like "the Chicken" said Lauchpad, I knew the job was dangerous when I took it. It’s the pin that sticks in the night! ~ Splatter Phoenix Darkwing Duck: [to Gosalyn as she prepares to swing at a golfball on his mouth] Have I ever told you the story about the little girl, the golf club and the firing squad? Negaduck: Bushroot, if I let you go to my secret hideout, it wouldn't be a SECRET hideout anymore! It’s time for me to die. "I am the lollipop that sticks in your hair!" "The jig is up, you jaded, jug-headed, jack-in-the-box!" Just like she forgot she was supposed to stay in the Ratcatcher. "Never again will I be lonely! (to the lightbulb he's holding) What? $10.00. Yak." Darkwing: (whispers) Gosalyn, Honker, I told you NEVER follow me to work! [repeated line] If the papers need more glossies my number's on the card. "I am the cat that lays kittens in your bed!" ~ Neptunia Posted on July 19, 2014 by disneynouns. Share this quote "Tell you what, If you help me take over this planet, I'll let you breathe. Bon Appetit." Somewhere some villain schemes, But his number's up. "You, fake a seizure. Who ate all the heads off the gingerbread men? I don't care about your stupid plot... or your crummy childhood... or dreams of global conquest or anything else! Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the low ratings that cancel your program. Quackerjack: Ooh. I've found the way to obtain the perfect bride! "Okay, okay, okay, okay, FINE. Megavolt: Right there. Darkwing: Oh, great, gone five minutes and my own daughter forgets my name. "Hey! Darkwing Duck: Sheesh. They have been granted a slight reprieve, while I learn how to walk!" At Darkwing’s secret hideout, DW tells Launchpad the gadgets are only for heros, not sidekicks. "I am the single career man all women want to date!" Share this quote SPIT IT OUT!!!" Stegmutt: Hot dogs, get your hot dogs! "Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that." ~ Stegmutt "Alright, every luxury a bride could want! Darkwing: Hmm. I am Darkwing Duck. Darkwing: No way! Negaduck: (sarcastically) Ooh, Darkwing Duck! When you’re in trouble, ya… Call DW! It’s: Look like anyduck you know? "As the lion is king of the jungle, soon Fluffy will be the king of Saint Canard!! Shall I get the ol' Ratcatcher warmed up, huh, D.W.? Darkwing is characterized by dramatic entrances; they usually involve mysteriously appearing in a cloud of smoke, and frequently include some version of the following speech. when facing Bushroot, he will often work plants into his metaphors. Share this quote "I've been itching to try the zoom lens on this baby!" He is also the tritagonist of the second cliffhanger, Justice Ducks Unite. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!! Some have also helped Darkwing finish his sentences when he himself got stuck. Be Nazir Kamal. Can I help? I don't want to live on de same continent as you! Herb: Hey! "Twitching Channels" is the fifty-fifth episode of Darkwing Duck. Would you rather drink my pure mountain magic or a big fat monkey brain?" I am the surprise in your cereal box... Share this quote (Posing as Darkwing) "I am the tenor that sings in the night!" "Now all I need is a name: something that with conjure up the fear of a dark moonless night, the speed of an eagle’s wing – something like: The really scary fast thing!" Dr. Reginald Bushroot: OW! What are dese two trying to do, talk each other to death?" Are my cobwebs straight?" --- Drake Mallard; "Easy Comes, Easy Grow". [They scram just as the barrels explode]. (as Darkwarrior) "I am the terror that hunts in the night! Drink it! ~ Morgana McCawbre "No! "Me thinks malicious mischief mars this masquerade!" "It's no use, Negaduck! Share this quote Pokerface: Don't make me get angry with you!! "Oh, indignity heaped upon indignity! Share this quote Why me? Let's not get personal, helmet-head! Share this quote No Archive Warnings Apply; Drake Mallard/Launchpad … "Absolutely not! Darkwing: No, thankyou; I'd rather the equipment remain in one piece. They called me insane! Count McCawber: What my daughter needs is a nice ghoulish boy, only then will she find true happiness! Gosalyn Mallard: If nature wants to get in touch with me, it can send me a fax. 3. It’s the rarity that makes medium wish it was well done! Darkwing: The only way to really be happy is to be who you are, and nobody else. "Here in the sewers of St. Canard, we have taken our crime fighter and surrounding him with a wall of boiling water." "I am the special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show!" Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Oh, well. "Blithering Blatherskite! "Let's get smoldering!" Megavolt: I think Bush-Brain is right! Disney Wiki: Twitching Channels 4. Share this quote There are three of them, namely "Let's get dangerous! 2. I-(makes funny noise and hugs Gosalyn) "When you're full of spirit, everyone else looks empty." "Oh, no---not here..." "Forget it, Gosalyn, you're too young to explode!" Darkwing Duck: Comments. Darkwing Duck: Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that. "Well well, if it isn't Chocolate-Dipped Duck!" Darkwing: Don't change the subject. Share this quote Megavolt: Whoops. J. Gander: What-who-eh... two Darkwings?! ~Alien cow Darkwing Duck (Let's get dangerous) Darkwing Duck (Darkwing, Darkwing Duck!) https://kolidascope.fandom.com/wiki/Darkwing_Duck_Quotes?oldid=6286. rosetameka6581. A plant's gotta do what a plant's gotta do. Uh, or something." ПЗ [@Pinchus], ... more. It was a pretty rad Christmas for me, dude. I'm so scared! I mean, what is it with dese world leaders, huh? Darkwing: I'm not listening! ...I beg to differ! Men de får et gok (Af ham der) Darkwing Duck. You don't stand a chane against me! Darkwing: What?! (door bell rings) Oh dear, that might be him now! Hey, hey, get dis, Ammonia: I kinda LIKE dirt! 1. $25.00. Share this quote Darkwing Duck: How stupid could I be? I also got a GameBoy game and a Lego set. Wait a minute, you moved! I'm a walking salad bar." This time, I'll want your pants, too!" Darkwing: (giant beanstalk falls on him) This is the second most-painful moment of my life. Quackerjack: You've got to save me! Launchpad: Darkwing! Share this quote Mad! Title was changed more. Megavolt: Don't call me "Sparky"! Darkwing Duck (Jim Cummings) - Drake Mallard, average citizen by day and St. Canard's resident superhero by night.He serves as the titular protagonist of the series. Darkwing: "Put out the Darkwing, put out the Darkwing!" Mmm, mmm, mmm! Moliarty: Darkwing Duck? ". Darkwing: It always comes down to this, Launchpad. "I am the slug that slimes your Begonias!" Share this quote Darkwing Duck would not be Darkwing Duck if he didn't have his iconic catchphrases and speech patterns. A A. Darkwing Duck (Danish) En mystisk and med maske på. Megavolt! Hahaaaa! Darkwing: Negaduck! Negaduck: I feel awful... stooping to such petty crimes. "Maybe dressing up as my dogooder look-a-like is a rotten thing to do. (voice breaking, reaches out for Darkwing's cape) I guess I'm just a silly old mutant plant-du-u-u-u-u-uck. Megavolt's latest device accidentally transports him and Darkwing into a universe of "hideous beakless mutants" (in other words, the real world), where Darkwing Duck is only a cartoon. (inside an alligator) "I don't like this game..." (After her dad has grown four extra arms )"So let me get this straight, you said you got bit by a giant radio active spider as big as me and you didn't even stop to put disenfective on it?! But F.O.W.L., a secret organization from Scrooge’s past, has stepped out of the shadows to stop them at any cost. "At last, I have harness the awesome power of carpet static and those fools in the science club said it couldn't be done." Gosalyn: (looks down happily) Launchpad! Share this quote I wanna see if they manage to get rescued this time! I am... obviously out of my trademark blue smoke. The "I am the terror that flaps in the night" introduction was inspired by The Shadow,[1] but the follow-up line, in which Darkwing compares himself to a different unpleasant thing each time, came from the development of "A Duck by Any Other Name", in which Launchpad messes up his line while pretending to be Darkwing. "I get... the loot." "I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you!" (When there's trouble you call DW) Darkwing Duck (Let's get dangerous) Darkwing Duck (Better watch out, you bad boys!) Share this quote Darkwing Duck: It's okay, we should be safe hiding behind these barrels of... FUEL OIL? "I am the auditor that wants to look at your books!" Tag Archives: Darkwing Duck. Obviously, Drake quickly closes it. "Hi, Wingy..." Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! A plant's gotta do what a plant's gotta do!" "A comic book starring Darkwing Duck?! "I am the surprise in your cereal box." I can't do it. See Spanish-English translations with audio pronunciations, examples, and word-by-word explanations. *CRASH* I mean, I really hate that guy!!!" Try Liquidator Brand Deheating Brawn. (Drake is dressing as Darkwing for the first time.) A drink? This fiend is my archnemesis, Negaduck! Launchpad McQuack (voiced by Terry McGovern, Beck Bennett in the 2017 DuckTales reboot) - Darkwing Duck's sidekick and pilot who originally appeared as a main character in the original 1987 DuckTales. (Laughs) Ah, High school. You've got your own sprinkler system and a fertilizer supply!" I meant "ANVIL"!" Share this quote Darkwing: I know, I know, I'm sorry! Liquidator: 4 out of 5 doctors suggest that we GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE! A concoction from Bushroot makes life difficult for Darkwing Duck. "Nothing a little exorcism can't fix..." And a LITTLE GIRL at that! But you can't imagine how expensive thermonuclear warheads are these days. Darkwing: Sorry pal, this thing's reality-based. 22:33. No, I'm a failure. Morgana: Care for a jawbreaker, sweetums? Time left 4d 13h left. Darkwing Duck: Let's get considerate. You're talkin' crazy! Aha, this should impress them back at the lab...aww, but then they'll just laugh at me again. "Son of a broccoli! ~ Clawed Hopper Darkwing and Negaduck: Don't you believe it, J. Gander? "I am the thing that goes bump in the night!" I've been using the Darkwing Duck handle at highfiber for years yet it was not only until yesterday that I found a page full of quotes from the cartoon of spoofs (primarily of Batman.) What kind of crazy science fiction are you trying to write? Am I pale enough? I want to tell you! Share this quote Besides, if we're going to get out of here, we're going to have to team up. 1. — Darkwing Duck, "All's Fahrenheit in Love and War". ", "The mask of Darkwing Duck! "Let’s get surrealistic!" I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the [noun] that [verb]s your [noun] (Alternately, I am the [noun] in/on/that [verb]s the [noun] of Justice/Crime/InJustice/Your Soul/Goodness. "I am the shopping cart that nicks your paint job!" Easy on the foilage, huh? ), I am DARKWING DUCK! (chanting annoyingly) "With $1,000,000 in your account, you could buy any toy you want!" Can it? (snarling at Gosalyn) "What are you looking at?" Your piercing stares are driving me mad! Y-you CAD!" I can't waste one sappy hero?!" Launchpad: Oh, D.W., listen to yourself! No, I'm less than scum. Eat amperes, duck!" Give it back!" Give it back, so I can finish off the scene where I finish you off! You're the liar known as Negaduck! Someone's got to tell him prison's not supposed to be fun." ~ Honker Darkwing: Hey, hey. A drink. Never! Cloud of smoke and he appears The master of surprise Who's that cunning mind behind The shadowy disguise? "I'll convince them that violence isn't the way if I have to kill them!" Darkwing: [To policeman] Another order of dastardly delinquents delivered on your doorstep, courtesy of Darkwing Duck! Where? He's my best friend, I seen him once in person... Hey, Kid! ~ Morgana McCawbre So I'm a lousy plumber. Come back here, you jerrrrk!" "Darkwing Duck, right on schedule! "I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am!" Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. NEGADUCK!" AAH!" Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the slug that slimes your Begonias. If I stay here any longer, I'll go crazy! ~ Neptunia "Quackerjack's giving me the creeps. "Sorry, Muddlefoot--but the Friendly Four are running this town from now on," Quackerjack (both are on knees smiling) Oh, quick, do something! ", "I am the terror that flaps in the night! "Father! Darkwing tried to get LaunchPad to leave with him for Oilrabia, but LaunchPad won’t go unless DW lets him be the hero this time. Quackerjack and Megavolt (both hug each other) Yay! "Things are never as bad as they seem--They're usually worse." Here's my photo. Ya know, dressin' up like Darkwing Doofus ain't gonna score youse any points around 'ere." You'll love them. "Alright... Dark-WING... you may be tough, but I'm not! At last what I always wanted: the ability to enterain others at cocktail parties! Spanish Put out the Darkwing! "If dis little bit of epicurian delight is not to your particular taste, just have de world governments cough up 100 trillion smackeroos an' we'll send you de chicken salad instead." All this nostalgia has really made me realize how much I wish I had kept all of my old toys. 42:35. the f word with gordon ramsay s01e09. "YOU CAD! "Let's get serious!" "I am the itch you cannot reach!" "It's my scientific name." "You have some pretty good ideas- for a moron." I'll have revenge on those who tormented me! Darkwing Duck (Danish) (traduction en anglais) Artiste : Darkwing Duck (OST) Artiste invité : Michael Elo; Chanson : Darkwing Duck (Danish) danois . "Let's get considerate!" Darking: You are going to stay home where it's safe! (as Drake) "Let's get decorative!" Language: English Words: 8,366 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 9 Kudos: 49 Bookmarks: 3 Hits: 355; Bloom by appending_fic Fandoms: Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991), DuckTales (Cartoon 1987), A Goofy Movie (1995), Goof Troop (Cartoon), Quack Pack (Cartoon 1996) General Audiences; No Archive Warnings Apply; M/M; Complete Work; 30 … Darkwing (pulls cape to hide his body except his eyes) After all, if there's one thing a fire's good for...(pulls cape away tom reveal wienies in his hand)it's roasting Krazy Kevin's Classic Cocktail Wienies. Well, they say opposites attract..." Megavolt (throws arms in the air) We're saved! Megavolt: That's what you think, you hackneyed hack! ~ Duane Share this quote Your future's out there, I tell ya! Now, back to business!" Twice. Bushroot: Yeah! ", LP: "I don't know, DW, that sounds dangerous! Negaduck: Oh, yeah? 8 product ratings - Darkwing Duck The Disney Afternoon Cartoon Series Volumes 1 & 2 Together on DVD . Megavolt: Wrong! ~ Morgana McCawbre Wha... what am I anyway? Megavolt (throws arms in the air) We're saved! Darkwing Duck that is. Turn that back on!! Darkwing Duck: Sheesh. Share this quote "Nine-hundred and eighty-two superhero masks - collect them all!" Negaduck: [about to pull a switch that will execute his adversaries] Now it's time to SAY GOODBYE... to ALL our company. woah-oh-oh!! [diabolical laughter]. "For my next witness...and patient..." Darkwing Duck: [while talking to a tree that's about to attack him] I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the termite that devours your floorboards. "I love the smell of voltage in the evening!" Darkwing: If you haven't noticed, I happen to be WORKING, here. "Boogy down, Wingy!" (to Darkwing) "Gee, I suppose I'd better barbecue you now, but I just haven't got the heart. Share this quote Binkie: Oh, but bikes are so boyish! "I am the papercut that ruins your morning!" You're supposed to protect the city from people like that! Share this quote Sheesh! This time I won't be satisfied with just your mask as a trophy! Gosalyn Mallard: Does he really want us to answer that? The symbol of peace. Drake: Hey! "Gosalyn's guardian is Negaduck." Darkwing No problemo. New comment . I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am... Share this quote Gosalyn: Darkwarrior? "No test can tell you how to live your life! "Gosalyn's sweet, Launchpad's insane, and Tank's polite?!?!" Come to think of it… I don’t remember getting rid of my old toys. I am... feeling really stupid." Watch; Darkwing Duck: Its A Wonderful Leaf, Dis DVD. (to Drake Mallard) "Hey, I thought you lost your confidence." I wanted to do that..." They called me mad! With every fill-up you get a free sports bike. Darkwing: No, because Megavolt is afraid of me: I sent him to the electric chair. Superhero!" Share this quote Maybe if you had a mouth." Why can't we go to your secret hideout? ~ Neptunia Drabblish Oneshot. Negaduck!" "This is only a total defeat, you know." Darkwing: Hey! Megavolt: At last! Share this quote "Everyone treats me like last year's fruitcake..." Quackerjack: Ooh! Share this quote — Darkwing Duck, "A Brush with Oblivion". "Liquy down the drain! (Impersonating Darkwing:) ‘I am the cold sore that stings your lip?’ We're definitely talking demented! Gosalyn: Really? And with Bud Flood's Sparkling Crystal Pure Flood Water, I never have to." "Fortune smiles upon the doomed citizens of Saint Canard! Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. ...OOOOH! Before Darkwing fires his gas gun at his adversaries, he often uses the catchphrase "Suck gas, evildoers!" You do it, Gosalyn. "Christmas...Bah, grubbug!" Megavolt: At last, what I've always wanted! "You'd think criminal masterminds would be more punctual!" "All right, troops, we get to get you whipped into shape...we've got to be tough...we've got to be smart...we've got to be inventive...and what have we here?" "Let the cleansing power of prison life wipe away your cares... and your sanity!" Pokerface: NO! [edit] "I can tell I am not going to like this kid..." Darkwing Duck S01E09 - Comic Book Capers. Make dat two t'ings I 'ate. No, no, this is wrong, all wrong! Darkwing rammer plet . Darkwing: Nice try, but it won't work- My high school reunion coming up and I have nothing to wear! ReBoot - Wizards, Warriors & A Word From Our Sponsor … She's a tuber, and I'm a shrub! And the future doesn't leave recorded messages by the way; you've got to BE THERE when she rings!!! Lemmie see that. Gosalyn: There was nothing good on TV. I admire that! Darkwing: (pushes them aside) Heh, heh. Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares. Aren't we sounding folksy. "I don't know what you're trying to pull here, Darkwing, but..." But I'm an EARTH mutant plant-duck!" "Just feed the precious little tykes enough sugar, and look out world! Excuses, an' a seven-ten split! I'm a worthless fungal parasite." Steelbeak: Uh, yeah, right. It's callin' to ya! Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul. Ham String: You just missed Darkwing Duck, man! "Boy, did you kids pick da wrong fanclub. Megavolt: Isn't the fire engine supposed to spray water? Megavolt: Get any water on me and I'll evaporate ya! Where? "Are your muscles sore, tired, aching? Darkwing Duck S01E09 Comic Book Capers. "I am the bug that splatters on your windshield!" Darkwing: Now don't argue with me. So you're behind all this! (looks at the back of his hand) What the heck is that?!" "Are you tired of being powerless? This is the happiest day on my life." Really! Darkwing: No, no, I'm just playing pretend with the most dangerous villans, Bushroot and Liquidator! Liquidator: Yeah! Translate Negaduck [Darkwing Duck]. Darkwing fought Bulba and ended up destroying the Ram Rod, as well Canard Tower. I'd rather give up my 'Hex of the Month' Club than ever talk to Darkwing again! "I am the zit that forms when you've got a really big date!" Darkwing Duck (Dutch) 3. I have had it with you young lady, you are grounded for a month. Stegmutt: Maybe burgers would sell better. "Please refrain from accosting me sir." The perfect target for public enemy number one..." I can seek revenge those who tormented me, those who made me a freak, those who... those who gave me this ridiculous hair-style! "Look at him. (appears with Gosalyn and Honker next to him) I am- MegaVolt: I'll make him sizzle like spit on a griddle. Morgana: One broken jaw, coming up! (blows nose), (about Darkwing and Gizmo-duck) "C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! Darkwing: I am the terror that flaps in the night. "Did I say "skulls"? Excuses, an' a seven-ten split!" "They left me no choice. "I could've had a life, but no-oo, I chose to be a clown, in a mask and a cape! I am the skunk that pollutes your air. In the last scene I'm gonna finish you off! Credit: Disney. Me, you, a villain craving my destuction, and an abandoned warehouse. How do I look? "Step aside! "I may have lost, but at least, I know Darkwing Duck's secret identity. ~ Morgana McCawbre Wait, wrong cartoon." Sounds like something I should try with eggroll. You're no son of mine!" Professor Moliarty: Is this a joke? "Never let an embezzler keep score." Darkwing:Take care of yourself? (About the heat wave) "It's hotter than a monkey's uncle! Quackerjack: (mock gasp) You're a genius. I think I have a large mallet around here somewhere... Bushroot: That can't be Darkwing Duck! Bandleader: Dude, that's our name. "I can't marry a potato! Only rarely is Darkwing's opening not present in an episode. Share this quote Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I AM RELAXED! Others tend to make very little sense, such as "I am the cat that lays kittens in your bed," (although having a litter of kittens in bed could be considered a nuisance). I can beat you no matter what size shoe you wear. Stegmutt: (gasps) You're a villain! No going out to play, no television, no food, no water, no sunlight...", "Dialectical dualisms!" The metaphor in the middle line often consists of Darkwing comparing himself to something annoying, such as "I am the bubblegum that sticks in your hair", "I am the special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show" or "I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime." I remember those golden days, days of constant descreation torment with a nary moment rest from the endless stream of abuse. Half the police force think I’m a crook, and the other half hate my hat!" Oh those were the days." I gotta sit down for a moment. "Well, aside from sustaining massive internal injuries in a plane crash, and being chased by the army, the navy, and a troop of girl scouts, yeah, I'm, uh, just peachy." Share this quote (3-2-1) Darkwing Duck (When there's trouble you call DW) Darkwing Duck (Let's get dangerous) Hooray! This middle metaphor often has something to do with the villain at hand; e.g. My experiment is a failure. I leave for five minutes, and Gosalyn's rewired the whole house!" Gizmoduck: Attention FOWL Agents! Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the smoke that smokes Smoked Oysters. Morgana: Negaduck, my little honeywumpus! "What is this?! Why was I made to suffer so? Steggmutt: (Grabs Darkwing and starts smacking him against the ground) Put out the Darkwing! "Nononononononono! (bomb explodes) I am the terror that flaps in the night. "I am the mighty Darkwing Duck, and I pity the poor fool who stands in my way!" Megavolt: super-FOOL!" Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks. "I am the smoke that smokes Smoked Oysters!" Why?! I'm not supposed to apologize to YOU! You can't even take care of your room! The scene blacked out and changed to the final scene with Negaduck in an empty room with nothing but him and the gas gun loaded with toxic gas ammo. "If I don't do something really destructive soon, I'll go nuts!" Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show. "Gosalyn, after I wake up, and have my morning cup of coffee, remind me to punish you. "Let's get amorous!" "I am the batteries that are not included!" Darkwing Duck: [suddenly being brought back to his senses] Who, what, where, and sometimes why? "Ha! "Spirited, eh? "If you insist on having principles our relationship is doomed." Darkwing Duck originally premiered in 1991, telling the story of Drake Mallard, his adopted daughter Gosalyn, and his sidekick Launchpad McQuack, who was also in DuckTales.
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